I kissed a squirrel

Hoy por primera vez en la historia de rockmesexyjesus.blogspot, he decidido no llamar la atención de ninguna a, b or z celebrity y he decidio que hoy no amo ni odio a ninguna persona...pero sí a una canción. Lamentablemente no les puedo poner el audio, pero la ventaja es que es una parodia de la canción de Katy Perry que todos conocemos "I kissed a girl", sólo que esta viene en la voz de a tranny diva extraordinaire Jackie Beat, yes the fat he-woman that looks like Amy Winehouse. Ella decidió hacer su propia versión de "i kissed a girl" only she-he kissed a sexy squirrel y aquí está la letra:

I KISSED A SQUIRREL

This was never the way I planned
Not my reality
Walkin’ in the park, lunch in my hand
He looked up and smiled at me
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
It’s called Bestiality

I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
The taste of his hairy black lips
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
I hope PETA don’t start no riot
It felt so wrong, It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
French-kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it

Don't even know what you’re about
You’re another species
You shoved your nuts right in my mouth
And, they tasted like feces
I shuddered ‘neath those tender paws
I let you have your way
Those anti-sex with animal laws
Hard to obey

I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
You’re intrigued, don’t even deny it
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
There goes my vegan diet
It wasn’t straight, it wasn’t gay
Don't mean I'm in love today
Dont knock it girl, ‘til you’ve tried it
Cuz I liked it

Those squirrels are so adorable
Big brown eyes, and mouths so kissable
Furry bodies so explorable
Too good to - ignore it
I lost control and just went for it

I fucked a squirrel and I liked it
Except the part when he bit my left tit
I hope that squirrel don’t have rabies
Cuz now I’m pregnant with 6 of his babies
He had a tiny dong, Thank God I’m tight
I got some bushy tail tonight
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it

Aquí está la página oficial de la mister/sister mama/popa godess almighty Jackie Beat: http://www.jackiebeatrules.com/content/